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Wednesday 25th March 2026 at 7:30pm

For one night only

8 years ago Tiny Tim decided to go on his own adventure, navigating through adult life and posting about his calls on social media.

With over 250 million views on YouTube and over 10 million followers on all social media platforms, I’m sure at some point you have all seen the hilarious videos of the legend that is Tiny Tim’s Adventures.

Now it’s your turn to join the man behind the voice on his BIGGEST adventure to date.
Come along for a night with Tiny Tim – LIVE. ON STAGE. IN PERSON.

Note: There will be moderate swearing, adult material and sexual references throughout the performance.
Suitable for ages 16+.

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Saturday 20th March 2027 at 7:30pm

For one night only

A brand new production from the guys that brought you Steptoe & Son!

Tommy Cooper, one of the greatest ever comedians, is back! Expertly performed by Phil Hoyles – the UK's Number One impersonator – he brings you all of the 'tom'-foolery, jokes, songs, laughs, magic, failed magic, and energy that the original funnyman presented all those years ago!

Renowned theatre magazine “The Stage” describes Phil's portrayal as “a carbon copy in look, voice and humour” and “as near to the genuine article as you can get”!

He's got the height, the laugh, and the Fez – all we need is you! Come along and join us for a trip down memory lane, a jolly good laugh, and an evening of belly-aching nostalgia.

This show is also being produced by Cattle Productions Ltd., who have a distinguished reputation in the revival and recreation of classic comedy, ensuring that these true icons are never forgotten.

We are also supporting local charity: Nightsafe from the proceeds.

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Saturday 13th February 2027 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto.

The fearless company of just 3 actors are here with an hilarious and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington, using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!

Get ready for an evening of slick, fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo for adults only.

Not suitable for under 16’s.

PRESS

‘Another very naughty "big" show, pulled off with ease – exactly what the audience expects!’ – A View from the Stalls (on the Adult Panto Beauty and the Big Beast!)

‘It’s fast, furious and very funny…’ – Choice Radio, Worcester (on Hansel & Gretel Go Down in the Woods)

‘Some of the sketches are worthy of The Two Ronnies with their extensive wordplay, faultlessly delivered.’ – Choice Radio, Worcester (on Peter Panties)

‘Quintessentially British…Like a Carry On film made by a Rugby Club!’ – The Stage Newspaper

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Saturday 11th July 2026 at 7:30pm

For one night only

After another SOLD OUT show Roy 'Chubby' Brown is back at The Empire.

50 plus years In Entertainment/Comedy, Roy Chubby Brown is still going strong, entertaining thousands and thousands of fans annually up and down the country, Roy is the undoubted King of Comedy.

Countless DVDs (30 plus), numerous books & cds, thousands of live shows in a career spanning the decades and millions of fans worldwide are still testimony to the fact that even in these on going crazy times of woke, cancellation, political correctness culture Roy is still the Best of the Best.

Come and join him for his 2025 tour plus support

NOT MEANT TO OFFEND IT'S SIMPLY COMEDY TOUR.

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From Wed 27th May 2026 to Sat 30th May 2026

Come and join your family on the road for another cracking evening out with British funny woman, Katie Hopkins. Whether you are 18 or 80, on date night with your hubby, a Single Pringle Mingle or a bus load of sturdy lesbians, you belong. Never heard of her? Even better.

After a fully SOLD OUT run in 2025, KATIE IS BACK with an ALL NEW SHOW for 2026, Katie will bring her unapologetic humour back to the stage for a night of laugh-out-loud stand-up comedy where you will remember how it feels to belong.

Katie is giving herself ‘FREE RANGE’ on all the usual targets: useless politicians, idiot celebrities and the morons in our midst. All your favourites from ‘Batsh*t Boners Britain’ will be in there: Lanyard Linda, Fat Brenda and Ceramic Bob head Rachel Reeves, together with Katie’s new characters for 2026.

Katie overshares her own humiliating failures for the biggest laughs; including her struggles with the thought police, Anusol sponsorship and a drooping undercarriage.

“I’m giving people free range to laugh with me and at me: No rules; no limits; no apologies. Have a night off from pretending to be proper, and laugh till your face hurts”. 

Quotes:

“We haven’t laughed that hard since the 70s” Adam, Rugby

“I brought my husband. He doesn’t know Katie. He is now her biggest fan, best date night ever” Rachel, Perth

“I laughed till I cried. I cannot remember the last time I laughed like that” Carolyn, Swansea

“What a lovely audience, all ages, all sorts” Skegness Empire Theatre

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Thursday 2nd July 2026 at 8:00pm

by Plane Comedy for one night only

The Empire Comedy Club returns with a top line-up and big laughs at Blackburn Empire Theatre!

Your host and MC, Colin Manford, is one of the North West’s strongest compères – warm, quick and fearless with the room, with writing credits including 8 Out of 10 Cats and Walk on the Wild Side.

On the bill: Rachel Creeger, a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, director and broadcaster, and resident MC at London’s Comedy Upstairs at the Adam & Eve. She also co-hosts the podcast Jew Talkin’ To Me? and the Neighbours superfan podcast, Leaving Erinsborough.

Also appearing is Jack Kelly, a Manchester-based stand-up originally from Blackpool, described as “a sensational stand-up”. Heard on BBC Radio 2, Jack’s packed with sharp wit and brilliantly observed storytelling.

Headlining the night is Daliso Chaponda, the Malawian-born comedian who shot to international attention as a Britain’s Got Talent 2017 finalist (including Amanda Holden’s Golden Buzzer) and went on to finish third. Expect smart, insightful stand-up with huge laughs – shaped by global touring and razor-sharp observation.

Tickets are still just £7.50 – and if you’re coming to all three Comedy Club nights this year, you can get the 3-show bundle for £19.95: add tickets for each show to the same basket to unlock your season pass to laughs.

Please note: Line-ups are always subject to change

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Thursday 19th March 2026 at 8:00pm

by Plane Comedy for one night only

The Empire Comedy Club is back for another cracking night of stand-up at Blackburn Empire Theatre!

Headlined by Sam Avery – award-winning comedian, bestselling author, renowned speaker and viral blogger – this show brings together a top-tier line-up and a room full of laughs. Sam’s debut tour sold out venues across the UK, and his online videos have racked up 15 million+ views.

Joining him are two brilliant rising and established acts: Eddie Fortune, the Liverpool comic described as a “comedic tornado”, mixing rapid-fire gags with the occasional existential twist (and even the odd poem or song), plus Liam Alexander, a Manchester-based comedian who started in 2023 and has quickly become a fresh new name on the circuit.

Holding it all together is your host and MC Colin Manford – a razor-sharp compère with credits including writing for 8 Out of 10 Cats and Walk on the Wild Side, plus a growing reputation for handling any crowd and keeping the pace flying.

Tickets are just £7.50 – and if you’re planning to come to all three Comedy Club nights this year, you can grab the 3-show bundle for £19.95: simply add tickets for each show to the same basket and your season pass discount will apply.

Please note: Line-ups are always subject to change

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Wednesday 3rd June 2026 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Get ready for a riotous, fast-paced comedy following the lives of three loud, no-nonsense Liverpool women and one nervous newcomer, all navigating life, love, loyalty, and lipstick on a tightly knit street.

Susan, Vanessa, and Lily dominate the street with their big personalities, big voices, and even bigger secrets. But everything is turned upside down with the arrival of Trisha, a single mum from Manchester, thrown into the lion’s den of long-established friendships and fierce loyalty.

Starring TV comedy legend Crissy Rock (Benidorm, I’m A Celebrity) and the show’s writer and director Lynne Fitzgerald, Desperate Scousewives is packed with unforgettable one-liners, high heels, heartbreak, and hilarity.

Not for the faint-hearted!

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Wednesday 21st October 2026 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Cal Halbert is one of the UK's top all round entertainers, and the top comedy impressionist working the UK comedy circuit.

As one half of The Mimic Men, he appeared on Britain's Got Talent in 2016, receiving a standing ovation and 4 yeses. He has since gone on to appear on The Gadget Show, BBC, ITV and Channel 5.

'Uncanny imitations' (The Sun).
'Hard to beat' (British Comedy Guide).
‘Something For Everyone' (The Scotsman).
'You blew my mind' (Michael McIntyre).
'Hilarious' (Daily Mail).
'Excellent' (Daily Mirror).

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