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Saturday 28th February 2026 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto.

Can this fearless company of just three actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet – their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – using a minimum of set, props, costume and actors!?

Get ready for an evening of slick, fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo – for adults only.

Not suitable for under 16s.

“Another very naughty 'big' show, pulled off with ease – exactly what the audience expects!”
– A View from the Stalls (on Beauty and the Big Beast)

“It’s fast, furious and very funny…”
– Choice Radio, Worcester (on Hansel & Gretel Go Down in the Woods)

“Some of the sketches are worthy of The Two Ronnies with their extensive wordplay, faultlessly delivered.”
– Choice Radio, Worcester (on Peter Panties)

“Quintessentially British… Like a Carry On film made by a Rugby Club!”
– The Stage Newspaper

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Saturday 14th June 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

After another SOLD OUT show Roy 'Chubby' Brown is back at The Empire.

50 plus years In Entertainment/Comedy, Roy Chubby Brown is still going strong, entertaining thousands and thousands of fans annually up and down the country, Roy is the undoubted King of Comedy.

Countless DVDs (30 plus), numerous books & cds, thousands of live shows in a career spanning the decades and millions of fans worldwide are still testimony to the fact that even in these on going crazy times of woke, cancellation, political correctness culture Roy is still the Best of the Best.

Come and join him for his 2025 tour plus support

NOT MEANT TO OFFEND IT'S SIMPLY COMEDY TOUR.

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Wednesday 16th July 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Living the Life of Riley is a heart-warming, heart-breaking and hilarious tale of a family, trying to negotiate their way through teenage tantrums, autism, and Grandma!

Starring Vicky Entwistle as Joanne Riley and Leah Bell as “Grandma”

• Strutting Player – Its raw! Its uncomfortable! It’s Hilarious! – Edinburgh Fringe
• Culture Vulture – Beautifully written and full of touching moments – Edinburgh Fringe

What our audience said:
** A brilliant story, true to life, a couple of tears but many laughs… Highly recommended. **
** The trials and tribulations of family life with serious issues and serious laughter, a fabulous cast and an amazing show. **
** Although very real and sad at times, it makes you realise you are not alone. **

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Thursday 21st August 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Ken Webster
is considered to be one of the UK’s greatest stage hypnotists. His live shows
are often described as "outrageously funny" with the emphasis on outrageous!

If
you have never been to a hypnosis show, you are in for a real treat as audience
members become the stars of the show. You won’t believe what they get up to
whilst on stage as Ken acts as the ringmaster in this circus of fun. He is
always coming up with new ideas for the volunteers, sometimes changing their
names or giving them imaginary very personal itches! All volunteers are perfectly
safe and all hypnotic suggestions are removed before they leave the venue.

Ken Webster
complies with all current regulations regarding Hypnosis Shows.

This show is
for 18 years and above, due to strong language and "adult themes". 

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Thursday 25th September 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

The Hometown Show!

Lewis Costello is a stand-up comedian, writer, presenter, and announcer for Blackburn Rovers.

After his first performance at the age of 15, Costello quickly began opening for some of the biggest names in comedy, including Ed Byrne and Doug Stanhope. He has since performed in New York, Toronto, and Amsterdam, and toured his own shows across the UK.

In 2022, Costello became a commentator for Prime Time Wrestling alongside Santino Marella. With live broadcasts on DAZN and Triller, the promotion quickly became one of the biggest in Europe. In 2023, he was a presenter for Floyd Mayweather’s UK PPV fight at the O2 Arena.

Shortly after, he became the announcer for his hometown football team, Blackburn Rovers, and can now be heard weekly on the Kicking Back podcast with Millie Chandarana (Nottingham Forest Women).

In 'Full Kit', Costello presents his unique blend of stand-up, music, and shin pads.

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Thursday 11th September 2025 at 8:00pm

by Plane Comedy for one night only

Get ready for another night of top-tier comedy at the Empire Comedy Club!

Join us this September for an incredible triple-headline night of laughs featuring some of the UK’s most exciting comedy talent, all for just £7.50! Hosted by the ever-brilliant Colin Manford, this is your chance to see award-winning comedians delivering sharp, original and unforgettable stand-up in an intimate setting.

Featuring:

Freddy Quinne
Based in Manchester, Freddy Quinne is an award-winning comic whose uniquely northern observational humour has made him a regular at some of the biggest clubs in the country. Known for his shamelessly opinionated, no-holds-barred stand-up, Freddy blends clever gags, a vulnerable persona, and off-the-cuff crowd work into a tour de force performance. His Amazon Prime special Quite The Catch has over half a million views, and his online clips have racked up millions of streams worldwide. Expect frantic energy, raw emotion, and brutal punchlines.

Alex Camp
Hailed as “one of the best musical acts on the UK comedy circuit”, Alex Camp fuses tight joke writing with original comedy songs that hit hard and leave audiences in stitches. With material on everything from 90s dads to rapping babies, his mix of stand-up punchlines, musical agility and hilarious crowd interaction delivers a one-of-a-kind comedy experience.

Dave Twentyman
With his upbeat, down-to-earth charm, Dave Twentyman is one of the most naturally funny comics in the UK today. A proud addition to the Blackpool Comedy Carpet, he’s performed at major festivals like Leeds, V Festival, and Download, and is a favourite at clubs across the UK and overseas. Dave's warm personality, lightning-fast wit, and relatable tales make him a hit with even the rowdiest of crowds. As seen on ITV's Made in the Northwest and heard on BBC Manchester, XFM and Key 103.

Ticket Price: Only £7.50 This exceptional line-up brings you the best in live comedy for an unbeatable price.

Important Notes:

• Line-ups are subject to change
• Strictly 18+ only

Join us for a night of unforgettable comedy at the Empire Comedy Club—get your tickets now and prepare to laugh like never before!

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Monday 13th October 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm) and Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner) alongside Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn.

Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash.

A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner!

What could possibly go wrong????

Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style.

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Thursday 28th August 2025 at 7:30pm

For one night only

Mick
Miller is a comedy legend who has been at the top of his game for over 40
years. His workload is as busy now as it has ever been, he never stops! His
deadpan delivery and his unique hairstyle are what people remember, but he
constantly works on his act and is forever adding new gags and stories to keep
it fresh. He can’t leave a venue without performing his set piece, Noddy
routine. The audience just wouldn’t let him!

In
this show, Mick performs a full comedy set in the 1^st half and in
the 2^nd half is interviewed by comedian and close friend, Ryan
Gleeson. The interview is very funny and informative, and it’s never the same
twice. Ryan is always trying to find out new things and Mick keeps trying to
make Ryan laugh.

This
show is a must for comedy fans.

This event is for 16 and over