Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm) and Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner) alongside Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn.
Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash.
A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner!
What could possibly go wrong????
Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style.
Lee Mead, star of Television and award winning West End leading man, is back for 2025!
Lee shot to fame in 2007 on the BBC reality TV show ‘Any Dream Will Do’. Beating 10,000 other hopefuls in the live finals to be crowned as Joseph in Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Lee has since starred in a wide range of stage productions, including ‘Wicked’, ‘Legally Blonde’, Chicago, ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ and most recently ‘We Will Rock You” at the London Coliseum last Summer.
He has also released several successful albums that showcase his powerful vocals and impressive range.
This production features Lee’s outstanding live band and stunning musical arrangements. Selected songs from his musical influences and celebrate a career lasting over twenty years.
Join Lee for an evening of unforgettable music from the world of Musical Theatre, contemporary hits and his brand new EP.
King Of Pop is led by the world’s greatest Michael Jackson tribute artist ‘Navi’, with his incredible live band and dancers.
Navi is the only tribute artist ever to be chosen by Michael Jackson himself. Michael personally gave Navi a standing ovation after he was invited to perform at one of MJ's lavish birthday parties in Los Angeles. They remained friends, and due to Navi’s incredible resemblance to the star, Navi was regularly hired as an official body double and decoy to distract fans and press when Michael visited the UK.
Navi’s thrilling show will take you closer than ever imagined to an original Jackson concert. Don’t miss this outstanding production featuring hits such as Smooth Criminal, Beat It, Billie Jean, Black or White, Man In The Mirror, and the ‘Jackson Five’ classics in a show suitable for the whole family.
The only production in which Gary, Mark and Howard headline a fully-live spectacular featuring a 12-piece, uber-talented band, singers and dancers.
Everything Changes presents a 2-hour spectacular where everybody will be singing and dancing all night long!
Enjoy all of Take That’s greatest hits; Pray, Shine, Greatest Day, These Days, Back for Good, Patience, Never Forget and Everything Changes. From 90s Nostalgia to current records.
Come and join us as we celebrate the BEST music from TAKE THAT!
Ken Webster
is considered to be one of the UK’s greatest stage hypnotists. His live shows
are often described as "outrageously funny" with the emphasis on outrageous!
If
you have never been to a hypnosis show, you are in for a real treat as audience
members become the stars of the show. You won’t believe what they get up to
whilst on stage as Ken acts as the ringmaster in this circus of fun. He is
always coming up with new ideas for the volunteers, sometimes changing their
names or giving them imaginary very personal itches! All volunteers are perfectly
safe and all hypnotic suggestions are removed before they leave the venue.
Ken Webster
complies with all current regulations regarding Hypnosis Shows.
This show is
for 18 years and above, due to strong language and "adult themes".
The most intimate of evenings – a candlelit recital of
Adele’s delightful songbook, performed absolutely live.
An acclaimed pianist delicately accompanies the
devastatingly-talented Natalie Black as Adele.
A gorgeous must-see, not only for Adele fans, but for anyone
wishing to enjoy a very special, golden evening of hits to take your breath
away.
Multi-award-winning Natalie delivers her most vulnerable
performance yet, taking her famous production – which has toured the globe
since 2011 – to the next, absorbing level.
Natalie’s unrivalled likeness in both vocal quality and
appearance will make this a night to remember.
All your most-loved Adele songs, from Adele’s four
platinum-selling albums, feature: Set Fire to the Rain, Make You Feel my Love,
Someone Like You, I Drink Wine,and sooo many more.
Showcasing the talents of the world’s most in-demand costume
makers and musical arrangements to die for. . . the stage is perfectly set for
Natalie’s pitch-perfect vocals.
Expect not only a glamorous evening of incredible music –
including Adele’s famous frocks! – but also a night of fun and warmth as the
singer’s inimitable personality is brought to life – all warmly wrapped up with
beautiful storytelling. Even the infamous Adele cackle features!!!
Natalie’s meticulously crafted resemblance has resulted in
many screen appearances, including a cameo role in the 2020 hit film Greed,
alongside Steve Coogan; ITV’s This Morning, and the video for the Christmas No1
by LadBaby.
So, come and see what all the fuss is about, and get
involved in a night of pure fun and entertainment not to be missed.
Multi-award Winner
The Best Tribute
Act to Adele – National Tribute Music Awards, National Agents Association
“Right at the top
of the tribute apex of sheer talent”
“True live music
being played by real professionals”
Get ready for a night of top-tier comedy at the Empire Comedy Club, where the laughs are non-stop, and the ticket price is just £7.50—a bargain for a triple-headline show featuring some of the UK’s most exciting comedy talent! Hosted by the inimitable Colin Manford, this show promises fresh humour and unforgettable performances from award-winning comedians.
Featuring:
Nina Gilligan Winner of the BBC Audio Award (2024) and Chortle’s Best Club Comedian (2023), Nina Gilligan is known for her sharp wit and outrageous humour. With accolades like Northwest Comedian of the Year and Best Act at the Yorkshire Comedy Awards, Nina’s talent shines through her unique blend of charm and acerbic insight. Described as “a bolshier Mrs Merton” and “naturally funny,” she’s a performer who can captivate any crowd with her unfiltered and hilarious take on life.
Anthony Williams A natural storyteller, Anthony Williams has been taking the comedy scene by storm with his relatable humour and charismatic stage presence. His ability to weave everyday experiences into hilarious narratives makes him a joy to watch and guarantees plenty of laughs.
Rob Rouse One of comedy’s most lively and dynamic performers, Rob Rouse brings energy and honesty to his shows. Known for his role in the BBC sitcom Upstart Crow, he’s been hailed as “a born clown” and “genuinely funny.” With TV credits on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Celebrity Juice, and more, Rob is a true master of comedic storytelling, delivering tales filled with wit, warmth, and a delightful touch of absurdity.
Ticket Price: Only £7.50 This exceptional line-up brings you the best in live comedy for an unbeatable price.
Important Notes:
Line-ups are subject to change
Strictly 18+ only
Join us for a night of unforgettable comedy at the Empire Comedy Club—get your tickets now and prepare to laugh like never before!
Carlton Entertainment brings you their brand-new production featuring Meat Loaf’s greatest hits.
Following a SOLD OUT tour of Spain in 2024, this show stopping concert launches across Europe in 2025.
Featuring the incredible vocals of Lee Brady and an awesome band made up of the UK’s most highly-skilled and reputable rock musicians and female rock vocalists. . . this spellbinding concert will take you on a rollercoaster ride of Meat Loaf’s greatest hits of all time, including: Anything For Love – Bat Out Of Hell – Paradise by the Dashboard Light – Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth – Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad – Dead Ringer For Love and many, many more.
Come on down for a session at Irish Annie’s pub, a musical play by Asa Murphy celebrating the best of Irish culture, from the music through to the comedy. Featuring a live 5-piece band Shenanigans.
Meet landlady Annie and her regular madcap customers for a fun night out of comedy and music, featuring original songs written for the show by Asa Murphy, along with your all-time favourite Irish tunes including Tell Me Ma, Dirty Old Town, The Wild Rover, Danny Boy and many more. The show has audiences laughing, singing, and dancing the night away.
Starring TV legend Ricky Tomlinson (The Royle Family), also starring Samantha Alton, Asa Murphy, Richard Barry, Lynne Fitzgerald and Nathan Murphy. Featuring brand new songs and characters.
Are
you ready to escape the madness here in Britain?
Then
why not come join Katie Hopkins for her BRAND NEW tour for 2025 Batsh*t
Bonkers Britain and remember what it’s like to have a proper belly
laugh.
Katie’s
daily ‘Batsh*t Bonkers’ briefing is now the most trusted source of news for
those wanting a speedy update on what's actually going on, with a side order of
snark and laughter.
Whether
it’s poking fun at sickly sweet celebrities, sticking two fingers up at
hypocrites in charge, or tearing herself a new one, Katie is unapologetically
bold. This is a laugh out loud escape for all the adults in your family.
“Having
spent time in the media, I know how these idiots operate and I am calling them
out on their nonsense”.
Katie
adds “People are told to believe stuff that they can see with their own eyes is
simply not true. That is the definition of madness. I’d love to take credit for
Batsh*t Bonkers but honestly, most days, it writes itself”.
What
the public say about Katie's shows:
“I
haven’t laughed like that in years” Sue, Glasgow
“I
don’t find women funny. But this bird is bloody hysterical” Simon, Leeds.
“Next
time I am wearing my TENA LADY’s” Pam, Swindon.
“It’s
so refreshing to hear someone who doesn’t care about pleasing others. She
shoots from the hip” Claire, Newcastle
“Katie
is my daily dose of sanity” Michael, London
“Katie
is a national treasure. Protect her at all costs” Colin, Stafford
The
Batsh*t Bonkers Britain UK Tour runs from May through July 2025. With more
dates and venues than ever before, there’s a place for everyone. No matter what
your views or beliefs, your age or your background we can all agree we need to
laugh together and feel better. And that’s what Katie Hopkins promises to
deliver.
Katie
says: “For almost 20 years in the public eye I have stayed true to my beliefs.
I am beyond thrilled to have a platform on which to shine a light about the
things that matter to regular people in the UK. I have no paymaster and no one
to please. I’m here telling it like it is because I really want people to know
they are not alone. Being a part of this tour is not about me; it's about
knowing you belong. And together we will laugh hard at the insanity that
surrounds us”.
Monday 13th October 2025 at 7:30pm
